The Incessant Assaults of Outrageous Fortune!

It has recently come to my attention that my dissertation has been sabotaged. Grammar and punctuation errors were deliberately added to my dissertation by a person entrusted to "burn" it onto a CD (an ancient technology now forgotten). I hope the individual responsible eventually takes a bath, puts on some deodorant and learns how to behave when entrusted with a sacred task. At this juncter I am sick to my soul over this. The banal depravity of mankind is infinite in its capacity to reach new lows! GD help me.

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